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Tired of morning rage & brain fog?

Default alarms shock your nervous system with cortisol spikes. Meet Not Angry Alarm—a neuro-gentle smart clock for Android with progressive wake acoustic curves, 4 tactile horology modes, cognitive wake challenges, and a 108 bead counter.

Not Angry Alarm Clock Face on S23 Ultra
Not Angry Alarm Scheduled Alarms Hub
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FEATURE 01 · HOROLOGY STUDIO

4 Tactile Clock Modes

Inspired by classic horology and physical studio instruments. Switch between four distinct tactile watch faces to match your morning atmosphere.

Minimal Flip Clock on S23 Ultra

Minimal Flip

Dual split-flap porcelain cards with subtle seam split and tactile minute transitions.

Mechanical Atmosphere Flip Clock on S23 Ultra

Mechanical Flip

Porcelain flip tiles paired with live atmospheric day/night spheres and wake-bubble presets.

Monumental Digital Number Clock on S23 Ultra

Monumental Number

Elongated architectural numbers with high-contrast debossed ink depth.

Radial Analogue Watch Face on S23 Ultra

Radial Analogue

Classic minimalist watch dial with precision green second hand tracking.

FEATURE 02 · COGNITIVE AWAKENING

Wake Challenges

Stop violently hitting snooze. Not Angry Alarm stimulates your prefrontal cortex with calibrated interactive micro-tasks:

  • Not Angry Bubble: 1300px spatial multi-sphere physics challenge for calm motor activation.
  • Angry Bubble: Rapid 1.0s reflex pops with countdown pacing to sharpen morning reflexes.
  • Angry Type: Interactive scripture & focus typing to engage conscious alertness.
  • Angry Math: Streamlined 4-operation arithmetic routines to clear morning brain fog.
  • None (Instant Dismiss): 1-tap instant silence when you just need pure simplicity.
Wake Challenge Drawer on S23 Ultra
FEATURE 03 · ATMOSPHERE & HOROLOGY

Live Weather Horizon

Know what your morning feels like before getting out of bed. Powered by MET Norway scientific models:

  • 24-Hour Horizon: Fluid hourly forecast cards tracking temperature shifts from dawn to dusk.
  • UV Index Sensor: Real-time solar intensity meter for skin and outdoor planning.
  • Humidity & Dew Point: Accurate moisture telemetry so you know how warm the air actually feels.
  • Wind & Gust Compass: Directional anemometer telemetry tracking live gusts.
Weather Atmosphere Telemetry on S23 Ultra
FEATURE 04 · PRODUCTIVITY TIME SUITE

Focus Mode, Timer & Stopwatch

A unified, tactile chronometer toolkit designed for work sprints, intervals, and precision timing.

Focus Mode on S23 Ultra

Focus Mode

Deep Work sprints (45m / 15m) and Pomodoro intervals with Tibetan Bowl acoustic markers and automatic Do Not Disturb toggle.

Timer on S23 Ultra

Circular Timer

Smooth tactile countdown dial with quick presets (1m, 3m, 5m, 10m) and calming Tibetan completion bowls.

Stopwatch on S23 Ultra

Precision Stopwatch

Millisecond split-second tracker with Lap history table, individual delta intervals, and 1-tap clipboard export.

FEATURE 05 · MINDFULNESS

108 Bead Counter

A physical-feeling meditative chanting dial with tactile haptic clicks on every bead, session goals, and custom chips (108, 54, 27, 21).

108 Bead Counter on S23 Ultra
THE NOT ANGRY PROMISE

Wake Up Happy

Designed for human warmth and peaceful routines. Never get jolted awake into fight-or-flight shock again.

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We are accepting closed beta testers on Android. Experience zero-cortisol mornings before our official Google Play release.

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